Ha, even the title is a quote from Ryan North!
So here’s a random bunch of awesome quotes from my archive, counting 538 quotes as I’m typing this. I have about 30 I haven’t added yet as I’m a lazy cow. ^-^ Or a writer-blocked one? Anyhoo. (Also, Windows Access sucks. I want a new database program with a random function *pouts*.)
‘I SHALL TEH BLOWERS STUFF UP KAPLOWIE. ^-^’ – The Pychic Lemon from Outer Space
‘*Hits A with a revelation hammer* It was a foam one btw, so no harm done. Unless you’re allergic to foam. >.> Or hammer-shaped items. Or revelations even.’ – The Giant Undead Leaping Bunny of Death
‘I have animal magnetism – everytime I go outside, squirrels stick to my clothes.’ – Unknown
‘I guess you could make an argument for “sexy is distracting ON THE MOON.” But sexy is distracting everywhere!’ – T-Rex, Dinosaur Comics
‘You are, without a doubt, the WORST mail-order bride I’ve ever had.’ – Wondermark.com
‘Is it weird in here or is it just you?’ – Mandy, Grim Tales
‘No, murder is not the answer. You always suggest that.’ – Dora, QuestionableContent.net
‘ Wait… I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.’ – Unknown
‘Windows has no users, it has hostages.’ – Mr. Madsen, Little-Gamers.com
‘People should not get angry over the Internet. This is a problem people have.’ – Jeph Jacques, on Indietits.com
‘You! Off my planet!’ – Unknown (I need a t-shirt with this on it.)
‘YOU CAN’T GET FIRED FOR BEING AWESOME!’ – Ryan North
‘No YOU be quiet! I’m trying to convulse and suffer out here. – Ethan, Ctrlaltdel-Online.com
‘Yes I could go for a frozen treat right about now. But no sprinkles. And for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.’ – Stewie, Family Guy
‘If I’m talking you should be taking notes.’ – Unknown
‘I’m about to stop playing ‘who am I going to kill first’ in my head and just go for what feels natural. I think I’ll start with me, then it’s you.’ – Bernard, Black Books
‘Your brain can’t ALWAYS work like this. You wouldn’t have survived childhood.’ – Penelope, QuestionableContent.net
Ok, that’s it for now…. And I’d better post a bit of explanation on my general vocabulary somewhen as otherwise half of the stuff I say won’t make sense…
Bye for now ^^
